Henry and Brigid. Greetings.   I must ask: How many more animals will there be? Seasoned Patch residents such as myself have seen the...

Henry in sulking recovery from his goose encounter. I’ve no time for greetings, or even complex sentences.   The geese are now attacking....

Henry and his rather empty feed bowl. Greetings.   I write in a state of agitation. Let me remind you that my responsibilities as Patch...

Greetings. How fortunate that I am able to set paw to paper. The Patch has become so noisy that any attempt at vocal communication is...

Greetings.   The lives of most dedicated public servants such as myself can be lacking in tangible accomplishment. Thus, it is with great...

Greetings.   While the building of linguistic bridges can generate mutual understanding, I have discovered that knowledge of another’s...

I will once again dispense with my customary greeting, as I have yet another a matter of great import to bring to your attention.   There...

Greetings.   I shall dispense with ritualistic exchanges and cut to the chase, to use a relevant turn of phrase: What were you thinking?!...

Greetings.   Henry here, as usual.   I’ve come upon a most delightful synchronicity. Did you know that pigs spend nearly as much time as...

Greetings.   As I labor for the common good, the reduction in time available for napping remains foremost in my mind. This is a sacrifice...

Greetings.   Like humans who perform multiple jobs, I, too, struggle to juggle my varied responsibilities. As a cat of class and...

Greetings.   It is with regret that I write to inform you of unrest at the Patch. As I gain fluency in the intricacies of chicken...

Henry, moving at his typical pace. Greetings.   I write in haste. A deputized cadre of chickens has initiated contact with me, asking...

Henry, surveying his domain. Greetings.   Pudge asked me to relay the following directly to you as Feeder:   “Heya. Henry does not want...

Henry, feeling a bit perturbed. Greetings.   As I feared, Pudge’s situation has not been satisfactorily remedied. He struggles to make...

Henry the Cat Greetings.   Henry, here.   This letter may come as a surprise as I felt it inopportune to contact you previously. I am a...