Henry the Hungry
Greetings. I have a request, a rather embarrassing predilection. It has been over a year since I have snacked upon a colorful...
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Jennifer Hill
Sep 172 min
Henry the Hounded
Hey, Feeder! Yes, you. No pleasantries from me this time, as I must be brief. I now flit from one safe space to another, judging escape...
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Jennifer Hill
Sep 42 min
Henry the Happy
Greetings, salutations, and good cheer. I’ve been consuming festival leftovers in the form of highly fermented dairy products. Given...
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Jennifer Hill
Aug 152 min
Henry the Compulsive (19)
Greetings. Patch residents want to know: How many more animals will there be? This season alone has seen the addition of chicks and...
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Jennifer Hill
Aug 72 min
Henry the Meditative (18)
Greetings. In a spirit of openness, I share the following insights with you in the belief that you will not violate my confidence....
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Jennifer Hill
Jul 172 min
Henry the Pedantic (17)
Greetings. I have a request. I watched as you planted an “orchard” this spring. Even though horticulture is not my area of expertise, I...
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Jennifer Hill
Jul 32 min
Henry the Besieged (16)
Greetings. How fortunate that I am able to set pen to paper. The Patch has become so noisy that any attempt at vocal communication is...
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Jennifer Hill
May 152 min
Henry the Activist (15)
A somber greeting. As Pudge and I labor to organize the Party at the Patch Storytelling Extravaganza (PAPSE), it has come to my attention...
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Jennifer Hill
May 12 min
Henry the Organizer (14)
Greetings. Please disregard all previous expressions of dissatisfaction, as I have initiated a project of personal import, and wish to...
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Jennifer Hill
Apr 172 min
Henry the Heroic (13)
Greetings. A status update on several pending matters: My responsibilities as Patch Barn Cat remain far more extensive than one feline...
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Jennifer Hill
Apr 32 min
Henry the Huffy (12)
I will dispense with my customary greeting, as I have a matter of great import to bring to your attention. There is a crisis at the...
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Jennifer Hill
Mar 202 min
Henry the Triumphant (11)
Greetings. The lives of most dedicated public servants such as myself can be lacking in tangible accomplishment. Thus, it is with great...
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Jennifer Hill
Mar 62 min
Henry the Agitated (10)
Greetings. I shall dispense with ritualistic exchanges and cut to the chase, to use a relevant turn of phrase: What were you thinking?!...
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Jennifer Hill
Feb 213 min
Henry the Philosophical (9)
Greetings. Henry here, as usual. I don’t have simmering crises or issues needing your attention, so I could pass on submitting a timely...
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Jennifer Hill
Feb 74 min
Henry the Didactic (8)
Greetings. This missive marks a brief departure from my usual focus on practical matters at the Patch. For the Patch Translation Project...
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Jennifer Hill
Jan 173 min
Henry the Sleepy (7)
Greetings. It is with mixed emotions that I note the cessation of the season of darkness and the return of the light. I know that you...
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Jennifer Hill
Jan 32 min
Henry the Conflict-Averse (6)
Greetings. It is with regret that I write to inform you of unrest at the Patch. As I gain fluency in the intricacies of chicken...
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Jennifer Hill
Dec 20, 20232 min
Henry the Overworked (5)
Greetings. I know you breathlessly await an update on the Patch Translation Project, an item I note with some irony, given your recent...
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Jennifer Hill
Dec 6, 20232 min
Henry the Self-Satisfied (4)
Greetings. I write in haste. A deputized cadre of chickens has initiated contact with me, asking that a message be delivered. I speak...
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Jennifer Hill
Nov 15, 20231 min
Henry the Underappreciated (3)
Greetings. Pudge asked me to relay the following directly to you as Feeder: “Heya. Henry does not want to write for me, but I insist....
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