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Positive Pigs
Wilma: When the Spanish decided to explore the mainland, Caribbean pigs hopped aboard the ships to Florida. They’d had a run of bad luck...
2 days ago


The Columbian Compromise
Wilma: That Columbus, he did not give, he only took. In 1493, Columbus took pigs from the Canary Islands to Cuba and Jamaica. Pigs did...
Jul 1


The Plant Binary
Ack! A bug! But perhaps a "good" one? Piled with years of decaying refuse, its thin soil scraped away and overgrazed, the Patch was in a...
Jun 15


Get Small
Small and very local bees... I am mad, but I don’t want to get even. Instead, I want out – out of a culture where everyone seems...
Jun 1


Henry the Hen-Pecked
Greetings. You were planning on obtaining the services of an assistant barn cat, correct? I have been faithfully persisting in my Patch...
May 29


Too Many Beards, Not Enough Dancing
Jorge the Boar likes pig celebrations, especially ones that include apples. Wilma: Pigs went to Newfoundland, to stay with Norse folks...
May 27


Henry the Peeved
Greetings. As an addendum to my previous missive regarding “chase,” it is with significant irritation that I must report an uptick in...
May 22


A Prerequisite for Pigs
Wilma: Around 1000 BCE, there were lots of pigs in southern Greenland. European settlers brought them there, To feed the Greenland...
May 20


Henry the Perplexed
Greetings. I write to share my thoughts on a recently observed Patch phenomenon. Let me explain… Brigid the Darting Dog frequently...
May 15
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