Too Many Beards, Not Enough Dancing

Jorge the Boar likes pig celebrations, especially ones that include apples.

Wilma:

Pigs went to Newfoundland, to stay with Norse folks there.

But those Norse folks had some problems that pigs just couldn’t solve.

Pigs are smart and keep things clean, but those Vikings got all bossy.

No pig celebrations, no pig pictures.

No pig dances, or pig stories.

Just lots of boar’s head songs and big, big hairy beards.

The Norse folks did not thrive, not even with their pigs along.

Mona:

They died or went home,

Norse who lived in Newfoundland.

Did pigs go with them?